Deceptacon: Archive

Apr 30, 2008

You could store your personal possessions in your anus.

Natalie- Hey, have you seen my lipgloss?
Me- Um, have you checked...up your bum?
Natalie- Should not have watched Eurotrip with you.

Apr 30, 2008

fuck you for existing in the first place.

Apr 29, 2008

“There’s nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.” —Lewis Grizzard.

Apr 29, 2008

The Duchess Of Malfi

Motherfucker, English Extension was a bad move. What’s funny, though, is I plan to take up english extension 2 next year! All this so I can drop Ancient.
Worth it.

Apr 29, 2008