Deceptacon

Well, my best friend, Jaime, told me about it and I made one. Erm…my life has changed a fair amount because of it, and in the cheesiest ways. Its helped me move on from things that were hurting too much to hold onto, its helped me laugh pretty much everyday (usually from something lame), but most of all its helped show me that there are thousands of people out there like me. And there’s so much comfort in that. A lot of followers here have shown me kindness and given me support, and I’m extremely thankful for it and for tumblr.

Sometimes, when I think that I’m never going to see someone again, when they ask me where I’m from, I’ll say I was born somewhere else or that I’ve lived somewhere else before coming here. I’ve actually done this a lot, because it’s easier than explaining that I have an accent for no reason, and it’s actually kind of fun because I’ve said some really stupid things and people have believed me.
The truth is I was born in Australia. I am Australian. I have lived in Uruguay and Argentina, but not for that long, and I’ve visited a lot of places, but not long enough to obtain an accent from it. Okay? Okay. Sorry if you’re deeply hurt by my lying, but it’s just something my sister and I have done in the past that we’ve thought was funny. In other words, we be trollin’.

Uh, this actually changes, but right now I would have to say that Spring is my favourite season. I love Spring because the weather is amazing and you can open your window and have fresh air breeze in. Plus, I obviously like the re-birth of nature. Seeing all those little buds everywhere makes me happy. Oh, my flower garden explodes with colour during this season, also making me happy. And that is pretty much why I love Spring.

Yellow- This was my favourite colour when I was a little girl, mainly because I was always the yellow Power Ranger. The colour has just stuck with me since then. Looking at it always makes me feel happy.
Purple- Purple’s always had a hold on me. I think it mostly has to do with my favourite flower, Blue Bells, which are ironically usually more purple than they are blue.
Aqua- This has been my all-time favourite colour for about ten years now. When I went to Uruguay, there was this beautiful ocean that was aqua, and I guess I love it just for that reason. It’s just a beautiful colour, and seeing it makes me think of back home. Anything that can take you back to a place you love must be worth something.

Well, okay. This is going to take a little while, because I am fortunate enough to have a few people come to mind when I think of this, so here goes.
Jaime Ross: I met Jaime about four years ago, and she is basically the sole purpose for my not setting my highschool alight back then. She’s been a good friend, an honourable friend and a trustworthy one, and I cannot imagine a life without her in it. If it ever comes to that, I know I’ll be bored out of my fucking mind, and I’ll be lonely as all hell, because she and I have known for a while now that no matter what guys come in and out of our lives, we will always be soul mates.
Natalie Lay: I’ve actually known this girl for about 12 years. We weren’t the best of friends for that entire time. We weren’t as close as we are now. But if I could go back and tell my little primary school self one thing, it’s that I would find a best friend in her, and that I should latch onto that as soon as possible. Natalie has never hurt me, never done anything wrong. I know that seems far-fetched, but it’s the truth. In all the time I’ve known her, she has been nothing besides exactly what I needed. We have the lamest names for each other and the lamest hand shake, and I know we’ll be keeping to those things forever, because in the most ridiculous way they somehow symbolise our friendship.
Lucy Tran: There’s not all that much I can say about Lucy, because we’ve found over time that we’re both extremely average, haha, but I can say that she is a good friend to have. Her honestly and lack of judgement has helped to guide me through difficult times in my life, and I always feel I can come to her whenever I need to, because she’ll listen and she’ll accept me. And everyone should have someone like that in their lives.
Matthew Fletcher: Ah, last but definitely not least, it’s my Vanilla Latte all growed up. Matthew and I started to hang around each other in year seven, just making fun of everything there was to possibly make fun of in highschool. He helped me enjoy the first year of what seemed like a daunting transition, and he did so by encouraging me and simply making me laugh everyday. He has been motherfucking invaluable to my sanity, and although we can’t see each other as often as we used to, I always feel like we know exactly what’s going on in each others lives.

Shit. I’ll have to say what I’ve been saying my entire life, which is that my favourite shows are Buffy the Vampire Slayer, along with the spinoff Angel. I can’t help it. I grew up with those shows and Joss Whedon is a genius. In many pathetic ways, they’ve helped me become who I am. And I know that’s retarded, because it’s just fucking T.V, but to me they pretty much sum up my entire childhood.

Erm, I have 3 piercings in my left ear, 4 piercings in my right ear and one tongue piercing. As far as tattoos go, none so far, but I’ve already checked the price and booked mine for a few weeks from now. It’s the Latin quote Esse quam videri, which in English means “To be, rather than to seem to be.” It’ll be the first of many. When I get it, I’ll post a picture.

John Mayer is one out of two people in the world that I would disembowel if I had the chance. I would attack him and then Katy Perry, because they are on the same wavelength in terms of arrogance, stupidity, delusion and amatuerism.
This is just one person’s opinion, but c’mon. Enough with the “music” already.