I liked Whoopi Goldberg a lot more when she wasn’t so annoyingly opinionated.
The more I think about what you did, the more I hate you. It’s not even just regular relationship betrayal. I thought you were my best friend, and I let you into my life like you had been there all along.
You fucked this up.
So I was feeling like shit 5 minutes ago. I mean, really terrible, like the world swallowing me whole would be an upgrade from my life.
And then Courtney talks to me.
And tells me that Charisma Carpenter from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel is coming to Supanova in June.
And then the world is the best place to be.
- Mum: So how's your son?
- Me: ......What do you mean?
- Mum: The cat.
- Me: Reina?
- Mum: Yeah.
- Me: .......Why would we call the cat Reina, spanish for "queen", if it were a boy?
- Mum: ...........Oh, that's right.
You never put the effort into the things that really counted.
A word here, and a kiss there, could change the way its turning out.
You work so hard at all the things I never cared about.
And I’m lonely, though you’re right in front of me.
Where’s the guy that I fell for? He wanted more and more.
You rip it from my hands and you swear it’s all gone.
And you rip out all I have just to say that you’ve won.
But I gave you all.
My boyfriend is making up stupid songs for everything he does. The latest one was about ironing, to the song “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias.
And I will iron with you forever! You can take my wrinkles away, and I will be your ironer.
It’s one of those nights where it feels like nothing’s going my way.
I miss being really happy. I can remember it, but it’s too far away now.
The girl in front of me is wearing an Edward Cullen shirt. It has glitter on it for the sparkle.
It’s freaking me the fuck out.
I’ll put my faith in all your bullshit if it means you’ll stay.
Step into a doorway in my mind,
This is where you live,
It’s where you live,
I forgot the things that I could find,
I have not been in here for years.
And all the while, I’m looking for your half-smile, something that will show me that you are still around.