June 2010
Nat: I remember all those times you guys would make fun of me!
Me: Oh, what was that for again? Was it being a teacher's pet?
Lucy: "Of course Natalie did her homework!"
Me: "Yet another merrit award for Natalie!"
Nat: Shush!
Me: Ahahahahahah. Good for you, though.
Do you think people can change?
Well, Uruguay won 3-0 against South Africa..
It’s the second time in 20 years that we’ve won a match during the World Cup. We hadn’t won for 2 years before I was born. 2 years. But we did it. And my dad hasn’t looked so happy in a year.
You find me annoying and I find you annoying.
I think that’s the perfect recipe for us to leave each other alone. So leave me alone.
Fuck.
I love FIFA.
89 years young.
*Grandma walks in while I'm on the internet*
Grandma, squinting: Is that you?
Me: Uh,....no. That's a singer.
Grandma: Ah. Okay. Can you put in my eyedrops?
Me: Sure.
*15 seconds later*
Grandma, squinting: Is that you?
Me: No....That's the same singer from a few moments ago.
Boo-fucking-hoo, you're not the only one whose...
In fact, I think that everybody thinks you’re seriously full of shit.
I believe in God.
I just don’t think he’d want people to do insane, disgusting things and then tell the world they did it for him.
May 2010
Its been a nice break from you.
