January 2011
Anonymous asked: 10 guys on tumlbr that you think are cute/attractive. Go.
So..
I think I just said yes to someone asking me out on a date. I think I have a date. I have a date. Me. A date. I think.
thepaintismadness asked: TITS.
Every second, every minute, every hour, every day....
Anonymous asked: what happened to the anon that showed you those photos and shit?
Anonymous asked: what would your ideal guy look like? just looks.
There's a noise in my office that sounds like...
Dear God..
Anonymous asked: How many tattoos do you plan on getting and where? i mean, don't you work for the government?
Productive.
Me: Good morning, Nick Lalich's office.
Customer: Hi. Is this the Cabramatta electorate office?
Me: Yes, it is, sir. Can I help you with something?
Customer: Uh, no, that's alright.
Sorry.
Following anyone under 14 on tumblr makes me feel uncomfortable. It’s not that their blogs aren’t good or anything. Actually, that’s not true. It’s mostly that their blogs aren’t good.
anndfrankly asked: TITS OR GTFO
Yeah.
I just stepped over two empty boxes of Krispy Kreme, a bottle of Midori and an old McDonald’s bag in order to get to my bed. I think it might be time to clean my room.
Anonymous asked: List 3 people who have recently encouraged you to positively change your life lately. Also list what they said that encouraged you.
My grandmother just noticed my tattoo.
I have never heard someone swear so much in Spanish before.
I miss the old me.
Awkward.
Chris: Let me see your ta-ta.
Me: ....What?
Chris: Tat! I meant to say tat!
Me: And you're the man that's going to marry my sister someday.
Awkward.
Chris: Let me see your ta-ta.
Me: ....What?
Chris: Tat! I meant to say tat!
Me: And you're the man that's going to marry my sister someday.
Awkward.
Chris: Let me see your ta-ta.
Me: ....What?
Chris: Tat! I meant to say tat!
Me: And you're the man that's going to marry my sister someday.
Cool.
My mum bought me a new fitness outfit. You know, for the exercise I do walking from my room to the refrigerator.
“It seems that everything this year was three dimensional. Except the characters...”
– Host Ricky Gervais opens the 2011 Golden Globe Awards (via marxisforbros)
Anonymous asked: I have got back from the hospital, and decided that I should end my life, I feel to upset, to deal with this trauma. :( bye.
Anonymous asked: Dude it's on his cawk lol
Anonymous asked: how exactly would they fix hair lawl
Anonymous asked: the question remains, will you give him cranium?
Anonymous asked: oh, it was BAD. would u still give him brain surgery??
Anonymous asked: I'm not messing with you. I'll give you my number once I'm ready :) you have truly put a smile on my face.
Anonymous asked: would you care if youre about to give head to a guy and he has a hairy cock (srs lol)
Anonymous asked: We have met and spoke several times, but I moved to Melbourne since then. I don't know what I'd do without your blog. I'd ask for your number but I'm too ashamed.
Anonymous asked: Your everything. You're everything. You are not ou beautiful, but smart as well. You love everything equally and never discriminate. I love your voice, your thoughts, your smile. Me and you are so alike. But, distance is a motherfucker that doesn't care. If I lived just bit closer, I'd be outside your house with a whole symphony and a bouquet of roses.
Anonymous asked: I would never hurt you like that but okay goodbye
Anonymous asked: What? I never said anything like that :S
Anonymous asked: So you ignored me when I finally spilled my heart out and went on to delete everything. Fine. I will never bother you again. Please don't ever forget anything I've told you. I will return to the shadows of my crap life.