I like the stars. It’s the illusion of permanence, I think. I mean, they’re...– Neil Gaiman (via theglasschild)
aishasheikh: tyleroakley: Well, this was pretty much amazing. HOLY FUCK
It wasn’t my day. My week. My month. My year. My life. God damn it.– Pulp, Charles Bukowski (via whizzbees)
Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into...– Neil Gaiman (via anditslove)
paigemarietaylorrr: I love Ellen so fucking much
anditslove: “Ghosts That We Knew” a brand new...
completelybackasswards: sweeetchaos: cyanidecupcakes: theitaliansniper: Good god I couldn’t even get through the first 40 seconds and I was hysterical. I’M CRYING, OH FUCK I want that job lol WHY AM I CRYING?! :’DDD TRY WORKING AT CHUCK E CHEESE AND HAVING TO BE THE DAMN MOUSE. YEAH, THAT WAS MY FIRST “REAL” JOB.